Absurd Warnings⚠⚠⚠

Society is becoming panicked about a lot of everyday objects. cell phones, microwaves, facebook, social media, takeaways, animals etc.

Select 5-10 objects.

For each object, write an absurd warning label that could be placed on the object when it is sold.

Example:

Sunglasses- Warning. Use of this object can result in a reduction in social status due to irregular tan lines across the eyes and face. User discretion is advised.

Book- Warning. This book could be as old as your grandparents.

watch- Warning. Do not wear in case the hands go a different way.

table - Warning. Do not use as it may break on you.

chair- Warning. Do not sit if you are clumsy or stupid as it may result in a casualty ( chair fight).

light- Warning. Do not look at this as it may burn your eyes.